Collection Deets:

So yeah I turned 50 but feel like a teenager or at least in my 20's. I fully understand what my parents tried to tell me when I was younger, seeing your body age but in your head it's not the same.

So for my Bday Collection this year I went dark to go with the Over The Hill vibe but made it my own! Every color will pair with at least one other - Great go alongs include Black Jack and Black Magic!

Collection includes 5 colors:

Kozmik Khaos~ Black satin base with color shifting smini stars and matching shards that shift from blue to lavender(?) and a hint of glitter. Best Time of my life~

Hide A Key Hijinx~ Fine glitter mix of matte black, blue, teal and lavender. The name is inspired by the time I got locked out of the house in my black lace bra and boxers while going out back to toke. Stephen had accidently locked the lock noone uses when he took a sunset photo out back and he went to work, everyone else was out of town. So when i walked out back without my phone I was SCREWED before I even knew it!!! So I'm high af running around in my underwear trying to get neighbors to open the door to use a phone around 1 am. Hoping and praying noone called the cops for my half nekkid ass running around. After trying for a hour with no one answering their doors - I tried to break in my house - I'm an awful thief because I couldn't break a window or knock in a door so I tried again. We are talking rocks bouncing off glass here! Luckily after knocking on a window, my neighbors 18 year old son answered in his underwear and I finally got to use a phone! Next day I was gifted a hide a key from my neighbors. AWKWARD!

It's Too Drunk For 10:45~ Fine glitter mix of matte black, teal, pink, lavender, blue and 3 different stars. This one happened this last new Years Eve - it was the first one Stephen and I got to spend together since he works nights and can't take off holidays PERIOD. We went to his Sister's house and preceded to party hardy! Well I apparently can't hold my alcohol like I used too (with a lil help from Angela who rubbed it later lol) I asked what time it was and it was 10:45. I blurted out It's Too Drunk for 10:45 which became the phrase of the night. I have never been soooooo plastered in my life. I was legit seeing stars and they were not in the sky! Teresa was there snapping photos and I got tagged in the original of the one below beard bubble goatee and everything in the hot tub that night... Angela took it upon herself to to a nice lil photoshop of it - yeah LOL!

10/10 Would Ride Again~ Fine glitter mix of matte black, pink and lavender. This one's a doozy with no photo to go with - hope you understand LOL. When Stephen and I first got together I worked at Sam's Club. We had a nice little chat for the ladies and we would go to lunch often. At this time there was a fad of couples taking post coitus (sex) selfies. So we took one just for us lol. WELLLLL you can guess what happened. When I went to send it to Stephen I accidently sent it to the work lunch chat. YEAH I DID THAT. At this time there was no UNSEND option and I have to live through that embassament. LOL One of the replies was 10/10 would ride again from my friend Myra. I have to admit he was beaming (much like in my drunk photo below LOL) Dear God my Mom is gonna kill me. But as you can see I will keep that picture for myself LOL

Zero !@#$s Given~ Black satin base with pink an lavender glitters and Dots in pink, lavender and black. I've learned not to give a !@#$ what others. Live your best life~

Each color shown with 2 dips using Kozmik products.

~Individual colors can be located HERE